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August 2014
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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

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-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

August 2014
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of-mice-and-semen:

eternell:

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.

sick 

of-mice-and-semen:

eternell:

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.

sick 

August 2014
28

On a not so happy note, I am a sad Charmander :/

August 2014
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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

August 2014
28

Guess who got their first ever pay check today?! This gal! -does Anya’s money dance-

August 2014
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mydearcucumberbatch:

Oh my god

August 2014
28
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ealperin:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.


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ealperin:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

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August 2014
26

And I am one happy fucking mun. New theme is finished and all that shiznit. So I am bouncing on over to another blog. Deuces. 

August 2014
25
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Reblogging as text and cutting posts.

thesilverarrxw:

So on my dash I do see a lot of uncut posts and link reblogs, now of course if you don’t want to cut your posts or reblog them as text, that’s your choice and I am not going to stop you, but you do see a lot of posts of people asking you to cut your posts and you might be wondering ‘Why should I?’ or ‘How do I cut my posts?’ Well, here is my understanding of why and my how-to.

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#psa   
August 2014
25
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vvidowsbite:

I see you shiver with antici……